Well, we've got what you've been waiting for: JULIE DISSECTS THE 1990 EROTIC DRAMA WHITE PALACE!
Also, Brian De Palma has some thoughts! What are you waiting for, a split screen?
Cher's the best, but episode 213 is pretty great too!
More desserts? I'll pray for you.
Hello pals! James, are you reading this? How does it feel to be a garbage monster from theater hell, James?
Anyway there’s HamilTONS to discuss before it’s time for the annual “Oh, American Horror Story is a big expensive mess.”
The hits just keep on coming, as we discuss a date I went on with a man who skipped the flowers in lieu of a bouquet of opinions on women and comedy.
Then there’s some documentaries and cocaine we need to plow through before we bring it on home.
A much less beloved jew may or may not be living in my building! GAAAAH!
Anyway this week we talk about my blood sugar, defensive writers, cats, Cats: The Musical, Tim Burton, and other pressing topics.
There is also Difficult People commentary for episodes 5 and 6 with none other than Scott King!
Faeries and cogs for each of you. Gadzooks!
Shelley Winters! Fudge! Ben Harper!
This week The Fat Jewish steals my bit about not being able to pronounce “Cathy Guisewite."
We then discuss two very well documented sets of debates: The Gore Vidal/William F. Buckley Jr. debates of ’68 AND The first Real Housewives of New York reunion episode.
All this and two episodes of Difficult People commentary with Scott King? YUP.
This week we have a post-birthday discussion of GRACE & FRANKIE & SKINNY COWS!
In other news, Billy Joel took a new virgin sacrifice for his very own use. Mazel Tov!
Hey, do you watch Celebrity Family Feud? You do now.
And finally.. do cats like the saxophone? "Not really."
Ariana Grande hates America!
THIS IS A POST BAGELS BIRTHDAY EPISODE!
Today we discover the FLAVOR of loneliness!
We also discuss the importance of Larry Kramer and other things on HBO GO, most of which are terrifying to all humans.
Happy birthday, me!
This week we sit with my baby Jimmy Jazz (or "Jerry") as he recovers from a big visit to the dentist. Don't worry, he's HIGH AS A KITE.
We also discuss the inner "we" and visit the world's least intuitive clairvoyant for a SPELL.
Our guest this week is the fabulous and fantastic Robin Lord Taylor from GOTHAM. Arms and legs inside the car at all times, kids!
This week your old pal Julie is grappling with the super relatable problems of a person with their own TV SHOW!
Can a person get a service dog to help manage their social anxiety?
There is also some musings on spa culture and the psychological cost of dieting.
Come with me ladies, it's time for lunch. Bring your hat!
We made it to show number 200! Hurray!
This week we said goodbye to Letterman. Not Hurray! We also said goodbye to Mad Men! Eh.
We’ll talk to Chris “Spoony” Spooner about our thought crimes about Thought Crimes (the Cannibal Cop movie) and Thomas Middleditch about his show Silicon Valley.
So get on your Robin Wright sleepwear and pack the cucumber water for episode 200!
This week we discuss the upcoming unveiling of DIFFICULT PEOPLE and exactly how Krave cereal fits into that.
We also cement our collective hatred of Frank Sinatra and his lazy brand of terrible humanity.
On a similar note, we touch on the Cannibal Cop's current goings on and Phyllis Schlafly, both of whom are terrifying.
Hurray for Pig! (Rihanna's animated cat, not the other kind.)
This week we tear through piss culture, pig culture, and piss-pig culture through FX’s THE COMEDIANS. Then Julie is attacked over some tweets about all-around-bad-president Ronald Reagan by TWITCHY conservatives.
Marvin Hamlisch is an American Master who was a real HAM and whose friends also describe him through food. Also, Penn Jillette's on a tricycle-starvation diet and it’s just is bad for science.
Congratulations on your Mark Twain Award, Eddie Murphy.
GOD BLESS ALL GAY PEOPLE!