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How Was Your Week with Julie Klausner

In which Julie Klausner asks guests how their week was, and also we learn stuff and have fun.
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Mar 31, 2022

Hi everyone! I just launched a weekly bonus podcast on Forever Dog Plus called ASK JULIE! I answer YOUR questions every Wednesday. First episode is up now with questions about psychedelic scenes in Disney movies, advice for artists, and Difficult People The Movie. Sign up at foreverdog.plus

 

Two ways to submit questions:

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May 29, 2020

This week Julie (your old pal) contemplates grout, cassowary feet, and Billy Joel.

All hail Salt-N-Peppa in 1993. Nobody has been or will be better than them. Meow!

May 15, 2020

Hello friends! Julie is back to discuss naughty sheep, some of her famous cooking tips, and the spectrum of opinions on Mother's Day.

New York City is losing its mind! Have some banana bread.

May 1, 2020

The world is TERRIBLE but your friend Julie is here to chat with you and help pass the time. This week we discuss Debbie Reynolds, precocious children, and chat with Nate about the time Julie abandoned him at a screening of The Diving Bell and the Butterfly.

Then we have the supreme honor of talking to Ada Calhoun about Why We Can't Sleep, her incredible book about Gen X women.

Thank god for Sondheim!

Apr 17, 2020

Julie has found the source of the virus and it all comes down to Renée Zellweger.

In other news, we discuss The Taking of Pelham 123, a seitan brisket, and the beautiful women of vintage prison films.

Stay indoors and watch TCM, pals.

Apr 6, 2020

Julie has a brand new podcast with her pal Tom Scharpling (The Best Show) called DOUBLE THREAT! Enjoy this sneak preview and subscribe to DOUBLE THREAT on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts. DOUBLE THREAT premieres on Monday April 6th with new episodes EVERY Monday.

Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.

Apr 3, 2020

Everything is so bad! But in these trying times, Julie is here to discuss nazi-fighting fish, vegan shoes, Kat Von D's lamp, and Under the Skin.

Please look at the Welch goats. We love you.

Mar 18, 2020

Your friend Julie is back and ready to explore the great indoors with you! We've got thoughts on our current national crisis, a recap of The Experience, and a pivot to veganism.

Thanks to you for listening and thanks to Robin Columbo for all she does.

Jan 25, 2019

It is 2019 and Julie has some thoughts about Mary Poppins grooming children, an idea for a new small business, and an update on Merle Allin's ongoing relationship with DryBar.

 
Oh yeah, and John Kasich attacked her through air travel arrangements and it was worse than Fyre Festival. Don't worry, vaccines still work.
Nov 30, 2018
I've got a puzzle for you, loyal How Was Your Weeklies. What's the difference between a Garbage Pail Kid and the current administration? Answer: Klausner can talk for hours about one of those!
 
Also, your pal Julie K. has a new SNL-related superpower to unveil and some thoughts about the interior design business featured in the podcast-turned-television series Dirty John. Hold on to your seat, Eric Bana.
Oct 1, 2018

Hello How Was Your Weeklies! On this episode, Jubees discusses the most fuckable Christopher Lloyd character, we review the discography of the musical artist Kermit the Frog, and meet a doula who can’t spell but who CAN encapsulate a placenta.

So, unless you’re Joan Collins eating soup, strap in to hear about the Yiddish Fiddler, 9/11, and Mr. Jazz’s teef in episode 228.

#StephenHawking

Aug 24, 2018
Hellos my lovelies! TRIGGER WARNING: People have not been nice to Tracy Chapman.
 
This episode starts with Nazis and the theme continues. But don't worry, there are also some thoughts on what to do with all the fruits and vegetables you have in your basement freezer. Oh yeah, and there are beavers in this podcast and they're not a moment too soon.
 
Oh and hey, do you like Fosse? Do you like grapes? Do you like UNCLEAN COMEDY? Congratulations, then you're a sociologist.
Jul 14, 2018
Lordy, lordy look who's Jubees! After banishing Pennywise the clown back to his dark ride, Miss Klausner escaped to Europe for an actual, non-expensed, vacation.
 
As such, we will cover fairy tales, theme park foods, pizza lovers, and what exactly killed Duke, the Bush's Baked Beans dog. Some opinions you can keep to yourself dad, but tell your bullies how much you love episode 226!
Jun 28, 2018

Jubees has made a big list of her favorite musicals (which AREN'T in order) because look around, what the fuck else is there to do?

Then we discuss documentaries about wonderful people (and also Marlon Brando), some thoughts about DJ Khaled and ice cream, and a giant fuck you to the American healthcare system for everyone but cats.
 
Whatever you do, don't put a Pepsi on your erection.
Jun 14, 2018
"BUY YOURSELF A HIGHLIGHT MAGAZINE!" – Goofus, Gallant, and Jubees
 
This week Julie has a certain anti-vaxx goth lady to roast – and how! On a similar note, where are all the smart people? Why cannot we keep them around?
 
There's also some horrible pedophiles, Jerry Springer's money pile, and some thoughts on why the Tonys should be on PBS.
 
As a final note: Bake cakes for gay people you fucking losers. Enjoy episode 224!
May 25, 2018
THERE IS A DRILLING NOISE AND IT WILL NOT STOP. DRILLLLLLL!
 
This week we discuss having Shabbat dinner at a Wendy's DRILLLLLLL! get a few goth updates DRILLLLLLL! debate home births on Instagram DRILLLLLLL! and see a Branson Beauty. DRILLLLLLL!
 
 
Finally, we stop in with a lovesick pal and discover just how he learned to dance and if you can watch him now.
 
DRILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 14, 2018
Well Jubees has some breaking news for you regarding a several goths (including the world's oldest), DJ Khaled's inability to freestyle a taco, and the dark twisted history of Goofus and Gallant.
 
Will we have time for a line reading from Marisa Tomei? You bet your ass we will. There is also a very sexy poem about a very good boy. Please, enjoy episode 222 and recycle it to your friends.
May 4, 2018
Pick up your phone, a beautiful redhead has THINGS TO SAY.
 
First we need to talk about dangerous nonsense like 90s gender dynamics, Jilly Juice, Charles Manson, and the musical Frozen.
 
Then we're going through Cool Dog Gear, the Murphy Brown reboot, and an excellent idea I had at my doctor's office.
 
Don't worry, there will be time for Garry Shandling sex dreams!!!
Apr 19, 2018
Stop pulling that antenna off that car and get over here, there's a new How Was Your Week! Julie is fresh from glamorous LA where she had been seen hobnobbing with Ted, the dirty teddy bear, and every single Minion. Don't worry there's also some very stupid dogs, Jesus, and Rojo Caliente. See you in the recording studio for Over the Hedge!
Mar 6, 2018
Ooohhh, I love the pods and the pods love me!
 
Hello to you and welcome to this week's discussion of Oscar films, lead paint, and Victor Mature.
 
There is also a bit of sex, a dab of polka, and some musings on the personalities of hounds and their owners.
 
You're the pudding mix in my salad, Twisty!
Feb 24, 2018
Hello my little horse chestnuts, 'tis I, the queens of whole foods (not the store).
 
This week we have an emotional journey through a dog's magnificent and necessary birthday party, my potential allergies, Anthony Weiner, and a cake that aspires to be more famous than Rihanna.
 
Slide into this baby like a bare foot into an Ugg boot!
Feb 14, 2018
Is that a death mask you're wearing or did you just get some micro-blading done? Either way, it looks scabby!
 
Miss Julie has returned to you and boy does she has some piping hot takes on Valentine's Day, human torture, and RuPaul's Drag Race! Does she have one on Star Wars? Yes, the old one because of Carrie Fisher and no other one.
 
There is also a very busy mouse you're going to have to deal with and that's just the way it is, pal.
Sep 12, 2017
Guess who it is! A globetrotting Jubee with tales of dudes and foods. Only one of those was worth the airfare to Yurope, can you guess which?
 
Plus: We dissect the plot of Rosemary’s Baby... also full of disappointing men!
 
It’s okay, Jimmy learned some new opera skillz – which is the main thing. Stick around for episode 216 and watch Difficult People on Hulu, ya dopes!
Jul 24, 2017
JUBEES BEAT HITLER! WE'RE BACK!
 
This week, while other cats want to fly, fold, and make bouquets, Jimmy wants to brandish his knife.
 
Meanwhile, we discuss David Lynch, German hotel managers, the goyim, and the 7 deadly sins (such as bird dancing, water parks, and chewing gum).
 
You are not dying. Watch Watch Difficult People season 3!
Aug 1, 2016
Gather round and hear the tale (or should we say TAIL) of Julie's recent emotional reckoning with the musical Cats (and also real cats)!
 
Then we'll deal with the cavalcade of stars at the DNC, this Pikachu character, and Margot Robbie – who is NOT basic anymore, as the posters for her new movie are aggressively telling us.
 
Can you wear a white suit if you're not Steve Martin in the 70's? You'll find out in episode 214.
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